Chopper did it!

Look, look! Chopper climbed on a counter-tall chair all on his own. My
parents got a counter-tall dinning table and unfortunately I cannot
jump that high. Chopper, who is skinnier than me, was able to climb on
one of the chairs today. Hmmmm, I wonder if I lost some weight, if I
could do it...

But going on a diet is too tough! I'd rather eat treats than hop onto
tall chairs!